Created by Magical Gnomes!


. . . nothing contributes so much to tranquilize the mind as a steady purpose . . .

In reality this is basically a catch-all section combining the older "Projects" and "Miscellanea" sections.


World domination, one project at a time

metachory - The first virtual, distributed OS kernel. Ie, my research and dissertation.
Purdue Airport (KLAF) Live Audio - A 24/7 feed from a scanner connected to endor.
Purdue "All-American" Marching Band Archive - a tribute to my insanity, and the Purdue Marching Band
DAViCal on CentOS 6 HOWTO - Helping maintain an illusion of privacy in an increasingly nosy society.
Two-Click Like Button (or +1 Button) - Stopping unnecessary and unauthorized tracking of your users with just one extra click.
Buffer Overflows and You - Spring 2010 project for CS 526 (Information Security).
ECE 477 Senior Design Group 12 (Spring '04) - Our project for Senior Design that consumed over 203 hours of my life :-). Also hands down the one class where I learned the most at Purdue.
The Atomic Age: A Brief Overview - Our final exam project for AP History my junior year in high school. Surprisingly many people have commented on how good it is, so I decided to leave it available here to the public.
Coin Collection - A reincarnation of my original coin collection database. Now more pleasing to the eye. Username 'guest', leave the password blank.


What else should I do with this stuff?

Guestbook - My defunct guestbook page.
Downloads - A small collection of files that I accumulated (or generated) over my high school years.
Quotes - A collection of quotes that I find insightful, humorous, or both.
Computers - A subset of machines in my posession, or at least under my management.
My "Stuff" - A whole bunch of random crap.
TurkeyLand - A description.


...because I already have too much free time...

I am and have been a member of a number of organizations here on campus, here are some of them...
Purdue Pilots, Inc.
Member - 2009 - present

Fly perfectly good airplanes, repeatedly. Check out our website - here.
Purdue Ski & Snowboard Club
Member - 2004 - 2007

Travel included Steamboat, CO; Keystone, Vail, Arapahoe Basin, and Copper Mountain (Summit County, CO); Big Sky, MT and Moonlight Basin; and Jackson Hole, WY. Website available here.
Purdue Sport Parachute Club
Member - 2006 - 2007

Jumped out of perfectly good airplanes, repeatedly. Website available here.
Purdue University Bands
Purdue "All-American" Marching Band - 2000 through present

Videographer for 2006-2007 marching season onward
Section leader for the 2005-2006 marching season
Assistant section leader 2002-2003 and 2003-2004 marching seasons
Travel includes Rose Bowl (Pasadena, CA), Sun Bowl (El Paso, TX), and Capital One Bowl (Orlando, FL) as well as numerous other Big 10 Universities.
Operations Officer - 2004 through 2007

Partially responsible for resolving logistical concerns with respect to the "All-American" Marching Band. Also operated recording equipment for Purdue Bands.

Attained top rank (Colonel) in student officer corps
Gold and Black Sound (GABS) Women's Basketball Pep Band - 2001 through 2007

Travel included Dayton, OH (Sweet 16); Knoxville, TN (First & Second Rounds); and Dallas, TX (Sweet 16).
Records and Recruitment Officer - 2003 through 2004

Encouraged incoming students to join Purdue Bands while also helping to maintain the department's student records.
Boiler Brass Men's Basketball Pep Band - 2002 through 2003

John W. Ryan scholarship recipient
Concert Band - 2000 through 2004, 2005 through 2006

Performed under Dr. David A. Leppla.
Symphonic Band - 2004 through 2005

Performed under Mr. Jay S. Gephart.